A couple of weeks ago, the children's Bible study included a story that ended with the Assyrians gathering booty, to which Ethan responded with a shocked look and a "What!!??"
Yesterday, I took him for his first visit to the eye doctor. He was a little on the spastic side. They seemed to enjoy it. Turns out the doctor was home schooled until college and the nurse outdid him by having seven sisters. At one point during the nurse's initial exam she said to Ethan, "I just have one more thing." Ethan wryly replied, "Where I come from there's always 'one more thing.' " It cracked her up. :^)